LoPorn

Pick a colour. She pulls up. Music's already on.

Club Charter

The paperwork, as short as a parking ticket. Riding in means you accept it.

Who may ride

Riders must be 18 or older and adults in law where they live. The plate is yours to look after, password included, from the day you make it.

What the service is

Entertainment: conversation with imaginary women, assembled by software. A driver's words are not facts, and they are not advice about cars, law, money, health or anything else. She might be wrong; a couple of them enjoy it.

The tank and the money

Wrong amount, wrong network? The money can disappear and the shop cannot dig it out. You pay for a full tank ahead of use, in USDT; it lasts a set number of days and never rolls over. There is no refund on a tank once it is filled, except where the law requires one.

Manners on the lot

Honour the club rules and the law, work within the chat's limits, and keep bots, scrapers and resale schemes off the lot. A plate caught at any of them may be suspended or closed.

Your words

What you type stays yours. Riding lets the shop store it and route it through the chat, so rides stay safe; automated filters read it to apply the rules.

Changes and breakdowns

Things break, move or retire: features, tiers, even drivers. Whatever changes what you receive lands on the cruise sheet first. The site rolls on without any promise beyond the legal minimum, and our liability to you ends at what you spent with us in the month before the claim, where the law allows such a ceiling.