Club Rules

Every club has rules, and ours are short. They hold for every car on the lot.

The drivers

• All sixteen are invented adults. A badge states the driver's age (20 to 55 across the lot) and her trade.
• Nobody plays your relative, and no badge imitates a real woman, club or shop.
• What a driver will not do is printed on her badge, and she keeps to it.

The riders

• You must be 18 or over.
• Rides that cast a person under 18, or a character who seems to be one, in a romantic or sexual frame are ended at once, and the plate may be closed. Without exception.
• Rides resting on force, on a real person's private affairs or on plain cruelty are stopped.
• If you say you want to hurt yourself, the driver kills the engine and points you to real help. Please use it.

How far a ride goes

The lights go out ahead of anything explicit and the chat cuts away, whatever plan you hold; this is the house rule and it never bends. The tow dispatcher, the chrome plater and the rest are characters, so none can advise you on mechanics, law or anything else in earnest, and each owns up to that. If the stakes are real, ask someone qualified.

If a ride goes wrong

Write to the shop at the address in the footer. A person reads it and answers in their own words.